32 Things That Made Us Nope So Hard We Had To Throw Everything Away


Reddit | Wolverine_007
We never really know what’s gonna trip our “NOPE” receptors.

I’ve definitely had times where I watched a super intense horror movie and just laughed at it. But the very next day, I’d jump out of my seat if I didn’t hear someone at work coming up to ask me a question.

Still, I think it’s safe to say that the things on this list should stay as far away as possible.

1. I’m not sure who decided to add bitey reptiles to a disaster but they’re not getting a Christmas card from me this year.

The shark was one thing but this can mess with people on land and in the water.

No, thanks.

Instagram | @wot_u_sayin_tho

2. If this kid shows up when the movie comes out, people will not watch the screen.

You might ask me what kind of parent would bring their kid to It — and it’s probably the same kind who has them pop out of the water like this.
Instagram | @meme.w0rld

3. Yeah, if I see something like this, I’ll automatically assume the walls will bleed if I walk in.

For any aspiring real estate agents out there, maybe give them a chance to actually ask this before you start denying it.

4. The clowns may be a little hard to deal with, but this is a good reminder that it could always be worse.

Being confused and scared is a much worse feeling than just being scared.

“What face is that?” is not a question you wanna ask.

Reddit | Tebabba

5. Yeah, this teaches us that you don’t need monsters or scary animals to create a nightmare scenario.

It’s too bad I can’t tell what it says above the pizza because I’d love to see the explanation for this atrocity.
Instagram | @meme.w0rld

6. On second thought, if this is the one who delivered it, maybe I don’t wanna read what that says.

I’m sure I’d get it repeated to me over the phone all night until I finally ate that awful pizza.
Instagram | @nochill

7. OK, so this isn’t scary to us, but imagine if you saw it out of context.

I think it’s a safe bet that if someone in a form-fitting morph suit and a bear mask started creeping up, most of us would probably start running.
Instagram | @kalesalad

8. The real school nightmare doesn’t involve a test you didn’t study for or being in your underwear. It’s this for all eternity.

We may roll our eyes at one interesting fact about ourselves, but imagine if we had to keep coming up with them.
Instagram | @unilad

9. I don’t know, I think Jigsaw’s been kind of phoning it in with his traps lately.

I guess you kind of lose the passion for your work after the seventh movie about you.

Of course, that doesn’t mean I’d want to go through this.

10. Call me a spoilsport, but this is definitely something that we don’t need catching on.

If I want a cookie with bite marks in it, I’ll make them myself. They can’t hustle me into being OK with getting less cookie.
Instagram | @wot_u_sayin_tho

11. I don’t care how many childhood dreams this thing fulfills. There ain’t no way I’m getting into it.

It looks like it would lose enough parts to basically become a go-kart as soon as you took it out onto the highway.
Instagram | @wot_u_sayin_tho

12. I guess this would be scarier to a bird, but I still don’t like the idea of this snake being so well-fed.

Sure, that means it would be less likely to bite me in the short-term, but bigger snakes need bigger meals.
Instagram | @nochill

13. Yeah, if my grandma made a habit of bending cereal boxes like she’s in a cartoon, I think I’d just let her be.

And if she asks you how to figure out her computer, you better not grumble if you know what’s good for you.
Instagram | @mememang

14. Yeah, I’m definitely not in any hurry to find out what that combination tastes like.

Dr. Frankenstein may have had an angry mob kicking down his door, but they should have saved their torches and pitchforks for this guy.
Instagram | @mememang

15. Well, I guess this is one way to make people feel better about missing garbage day.

Really, a dance-off in the middle of the city dump would probably seem like a more pleasant idea than dealing with this critter.
Reddit | Wolverine_007

16. Terrifyingly hilarious. Unless it happens to you. Then it’s just terrifying.

On the bright side, I heard that Ferrets make for decent pets. Didn’t Paris Hilton have one back in the day?
Funny As Duck

17. IF you decide to take up his creepy offer, how is this even a fair trade?

I mean…ham can get expensive! Not to mention the two slightly disfigured reflections that are giving me the creeps.
Reddit | KogHiro

18. No, problem not solved.

Problem really, really not solved.

Whoever thought this was a good idea needs to take a step back and reevaluate certain aspects of their life, and ASAP.

19. Blah, gross.

Make no mistake, I get the joke, I really do. But when it comes down to it, are these types of things really all that hilarious? I don’t think so.

20. The last thing any little girl needs is a haunted mirror.

Nope nope nope nope nope.
Reddit | ghyit1

21. Chivalry isn’t dead, but you may be if you get too close to Ron.

I’m all for a good snack wrap, especially if it has crispy chicken, but don’t go putting down three dollar signs pretending like it’s going to cost you a pretty penny.

22. This must be what Narnia looks like.

For real though, the longer you stare at this picture, the odder is looks. Why is there so much happening all at once?
Reddit | C-Ron

23. Much like any activity that involves a scooter, it’s cool until it hurts.

I’m going to take a hard pass on ever trying this out for myself. It’s a disaster waiting to happen.

24. After this hack job of a grill, he’s going to need dentures.

That must have tasted so awful, you can just see the pain in his eyes.
Imgur | fakeitalianfood

25. I don’t know what is happening here, but I hope it never happens again.

Imgur | Brothatrucka

26. Yikes, it’s not enough that this thing invaded her space, but it had to bring its little mini-bosses with it.

Like, what kind of horrible wizard put this curse on her place? Outside of Australia, this is completely unacceptable.
Instagram | @kalesalad

27. You never know who’s watching.

Some might actually find this cute, but I am not one of those people.
Reddit | smb3d

28. Yes, this really is a doll’s head planter.

Look at how the freckled kid smiles when you stick plants in his head.
Etsy | SueSueSueCrafts

29. At first I was like, “nope bye,” but then I was like eye shadow game strong.

Twitter | @David_reymundo_

30. In case you needed a reason to not visit wherever this is…

31. If the array of crab legs doesn’t make people leave, you have to think the smell will.

32. Would you get in that bed if you got to keep all that cold hard cash?