The saying “with friends like you, who needs enemies?” is about as old as dirt by now, but it doesn’t get any less true as time goes on.There were probably cavemen who roasted their friends mercilessly for wearing a lame animal skin, and that trollish impulse is alive and well today.
But because we apparently love them, let’s celebrate the friends who always try to annoy us.
1. This is a perfect example of why it’s so important to have a lie detector around when the squad turns up.
Because what better way to prank your friends than to make baristas their enemies?
2. And when she does finally discover what this person did, she’ll probably know exactly who it was.
If your friends haven’t angrily texted you about some prank you pulled two weeks ago, it’s time to step it up.
3. Pretty much anyone with this name must be going through some misery right about now.
Gotta give them props for finding a bottle with the right name, though. That must have taken a while.
So yeah, it’ll probably be hard to decide whether to roll her eyes or feel warm and fuzzy inside.
The gift is sweet and thoughtful, but when has anyone ever said “bye, Felicia” in a nice way?